Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...