Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...