Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...