Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...