A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...