Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!