Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...