Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
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More Pick Up Lines
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Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
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The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!