Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...