How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!