Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...