Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...