Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...