Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!