Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Texan with a new car
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Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Most Men and Real Men
The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...