me drunk?
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.