Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...