Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...