Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...