Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...