Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...