GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...