Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Skydiving blind
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Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!