Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...