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One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
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Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
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Give Them a Shock
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A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
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