Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...