Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Go give us a donation
|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...