One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...