Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...