A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...