Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...