How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Pickles
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Ring Those Bells
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If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
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A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...