Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Didja hear the news
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Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...