Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...