Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...