The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...