What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...