A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...