How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...