Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
USENET Parody
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Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Dating hints for men
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Drinking too much
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Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Blonde quickies 1-20
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Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...