THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...