Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
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The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Definition of Programmer
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Miracle Bra Alternative
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What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...