What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...