Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...