Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...