Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...