Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...