Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!