Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...