A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...