Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...