Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...