Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
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Food quotes and quips
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Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
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A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...